Ahhh! What an Embarassment!!!! -Torres

Ahhh! Was zum Teufel? Welche Unbehaglichkeit! Oh wait...forgive me. I often forget not everyone is blessed with the tongue of Germany. Let me start over.

Ahhh! What the heck? What an embarrassment! Times like these make me want to pack up my family and move somewhere less filled with such poor leadership! How am I to want to stand strong for my country if my country does not even want to fight for me? I am ashamed of the image of cowardness that the Weymar Government was allowed to be perceived of us through their cowardly decisions. I am ashamed of Germany. I am embarrassed to be associated with such a heartless and cowardly group of people.

Let us begin with the disaster of World War One. We went into this was with the Schleiffen Plan. I was all for this! It was an efficient way to quickly wipe out opposition. However, our leaders allowed us to be too cocky. We were comfortably resting on the fact that there was no way we were to lose the war. As a result of this cockiness, we backed off our troops. We expected to easily coast our way to victory. Then the French and Russians decided to grow a pair of...well you know...and they stepped up their efforts on both fronts. It got hard and we got scared. They pushed back our troops and our men lost moral. And all this came because we got too cocky. This was the beginning of the end. From this point on we went on a severe downward spiral. However, all hope was not lost! We still had plenty of soldiers willing to give their lives up for the country and plenty of officers willing to lead them to do so. The Weymar Government was too scared for that though! They threw up the white flag as soon as they got a little stressed out. And what's worse...they signed some stupid treaty! It was called the Treaty of Versailles or something like that! Was die Scheiße!! What a disgrace! It was such a terrible deal! It is bad enough that we have to admit defeat...but now they are asking us to accept that the war is our fault and they are leaving us with the bill of everything that got messed up. We don't have that kind of money! Not to mention the shame of having all of the guilt thrown on us! Ridiculous!

One of the biggest things that shocked me was what the Weimar allowed them to do with our land! It's all gone! All of that hard work to expand our empire has been eliminated by the decision to pull out of a war where there was still a hope of winning. I've heard in the news that THIRTEEN PERCENT of our land has been taken from us. This includes some of the lands that have always been our. It includes the Alscace-Laurane which we rightfully took from France. It even includes the land Russia gave to us when they chose to end their war efforts! Not only was the Geographical map was completely altered, you must also take into account the people of those lands! They must now form new governments and learn to be independent. Everyone who was comfortably considered Germans, have to answer to new nationalities. Our government is allowing the victors to completely destroy everything that is holding Germany together.

Sadly...very sadly...this is not the end of my complaints. I cannot go without mentioning how bad our economy had gotten since those "criminals" signed that treaty! The war debts that this treaty has left us with is such a tremendous figure! We simply cannot afford to pay all of these debts. As if it was not bad enough that we have almost 33 billion US dollars to pay off, unemployment is on the rise and many of the able bodied men who would typically have jobs have been left disabled after the war. To fix this I have heard that the Weymar just decided to print more money...like that would help us...yeah right! All that has done is lowered the value of our currency and has put us in an even more of an economic debacle.

Out with the Weymar! They have done nothing but hurt the prestige of Germany. It is now time for some new management to get this wonderful country back on track.