Friday, December 4, 2009

Ticked off!!!

I am so ashamed to be a citizen of Germany right about now that it’s pitiful. These November Criminals well excuse me, Weimar Government as those losers liked to be officially called are getting on my last nerves. They can’t even recognize when we’re winning a war, how in the world are they gonna change Germany to a democracy. Don’t you know those idiots signed an armistice when we were on the verge of coming back in the war? I mean, so what, we got pushed back a few miles, all we had to do is regroup and we were ready to bust some caps in those allied pansies and they surrendered. What a bunch of pu…ugh!!! I can’t believe my big brother died in a war we didn’t even have a chance to win. Those morons have ruined our country’s pride. Now we will go down in history as the country that started a war and were to chicken to finish it. But that not all those little turds did to screw things up. They accepted the Treaty of Versayes or Versailles or something those douchbag Allies wrote to make our life hell. Now thanks to those Weimar freaks, we are forced to pay this large sum of money because apparently, its our fault for starting that blasted war. And don’t you know those fools gave away our best good producing land. I mean, if we’re going to pay the money, don’t you think we’re going to need to produce some things in order to make money so we can pay it back. Duh!! But anyway, those Weimar idiots got the grand idea that “hey, we can pay back this money by printing off more of our money”. Nope, wrong. Now our money is useless, well not completely its great paper for origami sculptures. And don’t even get me on the cost of groceries. Holy crap, when I got to the grocery store I have to take a daggum book bag of money just to buy a gallon of milk, a carton of eggs, and a candy bar. I can’t even go to Friedrich’s Chicken Shack without taking a wheelbarrow full of money in order to pay for our food. It’s a shame. These fools are really starting to aggravate the crap out of me. Somebody better step up and cap these fools soon or I might do it, gosh.

1 comment:

  1. Matt,
    I understand where you are coming from on the money issue and the fact that teh government began printing more money just to cover the debt of the war. But on the other hand the Weimar Government it was in the best intersest of Germany to sign the armistice. It really did not seem as easy as it looks as if they were winning the war. SO regrouping probably was not in their options. You are absolutely correct that Germany would go down to the Allies becauase they has to surrender. Futhermore it is sometimes hard to see the simple things, because if they saw that GErmany was winning the war then thy would not have signed the armistince. i THink that the Weimar Government had to find that out on their on that they made a mistake.

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